Galib v/s wife Galib:

Galib v/s wife Galib:
Hume to apno ne loota,
Gairo me kaha dum tha.
Hamari kashti waha dubi,
Jaha paani kum tha.
Wife:
Tum to the hi gadhe,
Tumhari akal me kaha dam tha.
Waha kashti leke hi kyu gae,
Jaha paani kam tha.
 wife's always rocks
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