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Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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Q3. Dhoni ask's Ashwin to bring a pepsi....Ashwin brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Dhawan.? why ??
why ??
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Ans:- Dhawan is an opener
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Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
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Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas๐
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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!๐
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Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )
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Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..
Ans:- D'Cold again...
Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
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!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking
Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ans: "Guidance.."!
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Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: "Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di.
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dont kill me aftr dis...๐
Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??๐๐๐๐
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Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND
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If u touch 2015 calender u will get a Shock
do u know y?
Bcoz
2015 is "CURRENT" year..
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๐Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...๐
Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
_______________________
Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
_____________________________
Q3. Dhoni ask's Ashwin to bring a pepsi....Ashwin brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Dhawan.? why ??
why ??
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Ans:- Dhawan is an opener
๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐
_____________________________
Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
_____________________________
Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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_____________________________
Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas๐
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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!๐
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_____________________________
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐
_____________________________
Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )
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Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..
Ans:- D'Cold again...
Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
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!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking
Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ans: "Guidance.."!
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_____________________________
Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?
Student: to "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: "Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di.
_____________________________
dont kill me aftr dis...๐
Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??๐๐๐๐
_____________________________
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND
๐๐๐๐๐
_____________________________
If u touch 2015 calender u will get a Shock
do u know y?
Bcoz
2015 is "CURRENT" year..
๐๐๐๐๐
_________________________๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO
Timepass? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...๐