Early morning Husband woke up his wife and asked her: "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"
She: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Yoga is good for health."
She: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...
She: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Hubby: "Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
She: "Aha ! So I don't understand you, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
She: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: "Arey yaar. Plz don't stretch it in the morning"
She: "Oh wow. So I am a quarrelsome lady."
Hubby: "All right ! Its better that I also don't go for Yoga."
She: "See ? You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."
HUBBY: "Ok baba.. You go off to sleep. I am going alone.. happy?."
SHE: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy."
Hubby: "Plz yaar. I am feeling giddy now "
She: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself only. Never think of my health."
Grrrrrr...
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
To all married menππ
Can you tell what went Wrong ?
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