Two friends 👨👱 were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss 😘 to one of them from the window of a storey 🏡building.
1st friend: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kisses at me.
2nd friend: Guy leave her alone, don't pay any attention to her.
(Then the lady signalled 🙋 to him to come)
1st friend: Man the babe is calling me!
2nd friend: My friend, don't go.
1st friend: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like that is calling me?
2nd friend: Pal, l'm begging you, please don't go, please don't go 😖
The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking
Lady: (on opening the window) Hell ! That's my husband!!
1st friend: Shit! I'm in trouble!!
Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes, pointing at a heap of clothes 👚👕👖👔👗👘
The guy spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home that day.
The next day he went over to his friend's place
1st friend: Pal, can you believe that it was clothes and clothes l ironed throughout the day yesterday
2nd friend: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM THE PREVIOUS DAY