One day God decided to visit the earth & try some alcohol.
So he changed his dress & went to a bar and asked the bartender :-
What all do you have..??
Bartender :- We have Whisky, Rum, Vodka, Gin, Beer etc etc.
God :- Let's try Whisky first.
Give me 5 bottles of whisky.
After having 5 bottles of Whisky,
God decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked, who is this man..??
After having 5 bottles of Whisky,
he is still on his feet.
After having 5 bottles of Rum,
God decided to have beer.
After having 40 bottles of beer,
he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him :-
Sir, who are you..??
I've seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet!!
Who are you..??
God :- Hum Bhagwaan hain!
Bartender :- Ab Chadi Isko!!
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