An army officer was visiting a temple in South India. Poojari came close to him and asked in low voice: "Got Rum ??"
He winked and replied: "Yes, in my car; 2 bottles of Old Monk and Bacardi..!"
The Poojari became very angry and asked him to go back.
His wife, who realized what went wrong, elbowed him and whispered in his ear, "Panditji was asking about your 'GOTRAM - (गोत्र)' aur tum ko Daaru ke siwa kuch aur sunaee nahin deta.."
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