I was sitting on the bus and somebody tapped me on the shoulder.
I turned around and saw two old man sitting there. One of them said to me, "would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."
"Sure," I replied. Then he gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with his friends.
"What a nice old man," I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.
A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there he was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and he went back to his seat.
After about 10 minutes, he tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.
I asked him, "Why don't you eat them yourself?"
"Because we've got no teeth," he replied.
"Then why do you buy them?" I asked.
"Oh, because we just love the chocolate around the nuts."
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