A Lonely Frog
A lonely little frog is fed up being alone so he phones the Psychic Hotline and asks what his future holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled to hear this great news,
"This is great!"
Says the frog,
"Will I meet her at a party?"
He croaks.
"No..."
Says the psychic,
"... in biology class"