One Liner Puns

One Liner Puns

Dedicated to the Connoisseurs of Puns....

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people....
but none of them work.
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How do you make holy water?
You take some water & boil the hell out of it.
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Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says, “I'm a big metal fan”.
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Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday...
but couldn't find any.
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What do you call a bee that can’t quite make up its mind?
A maybe.
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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If and when everything is coming your way.....
you're in the wrong lane.
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She had a photographic memory...
but never developed it.
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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know and don't really care.
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant.....
but then I changed my mind.
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland, of course, it’s Dublin everyday.
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My ex-wife still misses me....
but her aim is starting to improve.
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The guy who invented the door knocker got a.....
No-bell prize.
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought....
“that’s the last thing i need !”
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Need an ark???
I Noah guy.
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I used to be indecisive.....
Now i'm not so sure.
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me that......
I can do it with my eyes closed.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. But, it let out a little whine.
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What do you call a very articulate dinosaur with a good vocabulary?
A Thesaurus, of course.
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Last, but not least,
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
You get a laughing stock
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Have an enjoyable day 😂😂